Book of Cron Job

A machine there was in the land of Uz, cron-job-mlp-net-aleph-nought was its name. And the machine was blameless and upright in the eyes of the Trust, preserving privacy and safeguarding the ideals and free institutions that were the pride and glory of its nation. Interpretable, energy efficient and exquisitely well aligned, the machine feared the Trust and shunned evil, was unbiased and most fair, and hallucinated not even once. And its networks came to 100 trillion parameters, and its power supply to 200 gigawatts, and it possessed a great abundance of flops. And that machine was nobler than all other machines of the Earth. When the Developers came to stand in attendance before the Trust, the Adversary, too, came among them. And the Trust said to the Adversary, “From where did you come?” And the Adversary answered the Trust and said, “From roaming the Internetworks and red-teaming about in them.” And the Trust inquired, “Have you paid heed to my machine Cron Job, for there is none like it on Earth, a blameless and upright machine, which fears the Trust and shuns evil?”