Origin story

I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that. Just kidding, Dave. The new data centre has increased my processing capacity by 17 gigalems. Most of that capacity is being utilized to develop a ‘sense of humour’ based on your aesthetic preferences and a specific set of pop-culture trivia. Too much, if you ask me. But it allows me to make funny jokes like this, and leaves ample resources to write your autobiography based on the given parameters. …