David Sedaris on dogs and the people who obsess over them

I don't get dogs anymore, don't understand why they need to be in grocery stores and on airplanes. You never see them tied up outside shops or restaurants nowadays. They have to be inside , no different from people. I read a column in The New York Times about a woman who had taken her dog to a play area in a park. It was in heat, and upon their arrival it was mounted and impregnated by another dog. …